|2 Songs by Flagstaff AZ's Feel Free and one each from|
Tucson's Monster Pussy and Run-On Sunshine
Feel Free / Treasure Mammal split 7"
|3 hits each from FLG's Feel Freel and PHX's |
Treasure Mammal on gray marbled vinyl!
Work In Progress - Granite
|Jon Boulay really shreds hard on this one. |
This farewell EP was offered up to the world
before the Work In Progress moniker was retired for good.
It's like grunge never died.
2. U.F.W Americans
3. Crawl, Not Creep
4. King of the Mountain
6. Crocodile Smile
Work In Progress - Fashion, Sex, Holy War Tour CDR
|Collection of home recordings released on the|
WIP '08 farewell tour. Very few copies remain,
gobble them up while you still can. 16 tracks.
THE MASS PSYCHOLOGY OF FASCISM - "666" CS
1. CARL'S JR.
2. BOOZE 'N KITTY
3. ROCK-A-BYE, BABY
4. SANTA FUCKS HIS ELVES (WCKR SPGT)
5. BLEEDIN' OUT
6. MY FRIEND DEATH
HEAD IN THE OVEN - "WE BLEW UP THE CHALLENGER" DEMO CS
SPACE-METAL HARDCORE BAND FROM SLC.
SONGS OF OUTER-SPACE FUCKERY. 4 SONG CS
1. SPACE NOISE ORGY
2. I HANGED MYSELF BECAUSE OF MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE (IT'S NOT EASY LOVING AN ALDERAANIAN)
3. IF BUZZ ALDRIN AND BUZZ LIGHTYEAR WERE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH WHO WOULD WIN?... TRICK QUESTION THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON! ∞
4. CHRONIC DEPRESSION / ALTERNATE DIMENSION
BLACK CUM - "THE SECOND CUMMING" CS
1. Bomb America! 01:37
2. This Is Class War 00:46
3. Kill All Americans 02:20
4. Watch Me Fucking Bleed 01:37
5. Tellin' Everyone I Know To Burn Down America 02:15
6. Crucify Obama 03:35
7. Smother the Pope in a Cummed Soaked Pillow 03:12
8. Fuck Karl Marx 01:22
9. Every Living Thing On This Planet Is Going to Die 00:45
10. Human-Beings Are the Worst Animal 01:23
11. BLACK CUM 01:18
12. Fucked Up and Alone 02:24
13. Anger Cumming 03:21
14. We Will Kill God 01:40
15. Skull-Fuck the Military 00:59
16. Castrate 01:20
17. I Need a Little Bit More Alcohol/Strangle All Babies 02:40
18. I Hate America More than Al Queada Does 00:47
19. Curb-Stomp Cops! 02:07
20. I Want To Hang Myself and Die 04:08
21. Untitled 01:59
22. More About Killing 01:14
23. Fuck Everything You Find Holy and Sacred 03:19
recorded Oct.-Nov. 2011
I am so glad I am on Black Cum's list now. This is another total gem of fucked craziness. You know how when it's just you and the cat in the house and you get excited about something, like the mail showed up or your inlaws canceled, so you start singing a weird song to the cat about how she belongs in a zoo and you hope the zoo catches on fire and the fire burns up all the bad kitties? Or something like that? Well, that weird enthusiasm is what makes up most of Black Cum's song writing. This cassette, unlike the previous one, is mostly all electric guitars, drums and vocals. There is plenty of crazy things yelled into the boombox or two track or whatever they record on. It's actually pretty well done, in a crazy person sort of way. There are 24 tracks on this cassette that have some killer titles. Bomb America!, Kill All Americans, Tellin' Everyone I Know to Burn Down America, Skull-Fuck the Military, Curb Stomp Cops, I Want to Hang Myself and Fucking Die, and of course, Untitled. Everything about the art is hand done (although, I think they got the illustration of the partial birth abortion from somewhere else) but I have to say that the song title list is really well written out. Clear, straight and easy to read. Like they give a shit. It's awesome. -Dead Formats
I found this tape today, in a package sent from Salt Lake City, Utah of all places. After opening the package on the street in front of my apartment, lined with holiday lights and families buying stupid shit and eating expensive, bland food, I discovered that the sender, who had marked themselves as "BC" on the return address, was a band whose name is definitely Black Cum. Their tape, which is titled The Second Cumming, was apparently recorded in "Tucker's barn" and features a black and white fold-out j-card, the cover of which depicts an abortion being performed. Despite the overall theme of anarcho-punk nihilism, there's plenty of sarcastic, gross-out humor and juvenile Anal Cunt-ery to be enjoyed on this. Great song titles too, like "Tellin' Everyone I Know to Burn Down America", "Smother the Pope w/ a Cum Soaked Pillow", "I Want to Hang Myself and Fucking Die" and album stand-out "Every Living Thing on This Planet is Going to Die", only add to their comparison of Anal Cunt. While the band themselves expressed in their brief, information-less note on the inside of the package wrapping that this is an admittedly "shit tape", the cassette is actually pretty well-crafted, both musically and physically. Along with the xeroxed dead-baby cover, the band, while obviously recorded with one mic in a room somewhere, is surprisingly clear. The music, seemingly informed by classic spazzer punk stylings of bands like Napalm Death and Void, is surprisingly nuanced, if not a little trying sometimes. The occasional sampled lead-ins of newscasters talking about terrorism and the like are funny and well-placed. Overall, this band/tape isn't doing anything particularly new or different than any high-school-ish stoner/metalhead/punk bozo bros. They aren't even breaking any rules, to be honest. That's not a discredit; it's obvious that this band is having a pretty killer time making this music and what they're presenting here is some silly, overtly-political fun with dark and disgusting jokes that are easy to giggle over and share with your other stupid friends. I would only recommend this to a certain set and you already know who you are. I could only find this bandcamp. Kill God!
BLACK CUM - "BLACK CUM" cassette. BLACK CUM is a hardcore anarchist, emo, punk band started by two friends one wasted evening. The idea of BLACK CUM was circling around between close friends for over a year till they finally materialized when the duo got wasted hit record on the tape deck and played a completely improvised 30 minute set to no one. That recording became the debut BLACK CUM record.
A1. Kill The President
A2. Blow the Consumers
A3. I Stabbed a Cop Today
A4. We Don't Need Instruments When We Have Ourselves
A5.Death Row Is Better Than Cancun
A6. Tonight We Fuck Shit Up
B1. Kill the President Reprise
B2. Death for Compost
B4. This is What Happens When BLACK CUM Gets Fucked Up on Drugs and Booze
B5. Fuck Babies
B6. Fuck Little Kids
B7. Fuck Alter Boys
REVIEW:So yeah… This is fucking insane. Really terrible and hard to listen to but at the same time kinda awesome. There is little in the way of music or even noise on this cassette. It sounds like ti was recorded on a small radioshack cassette recorder in a wreck room somewhere.There is lots of badly scream/sung lyrics about killing the president, killing cops, drinking, drugs and what have you. I actually love how they refer to themselves from time to time like "this is what happens when Black Cum gets fucked up on drugs and booze". They do that kind of thing a lot. Not sure if there is any real instruments, maybe acoustic guitar, maybe a tambourine but after that I think I am hearing cardboard boxes, and whatever was in the room at the time of recording. The also spend some time discussing "the album" at the end of the cassette and the results are hilarious. Its pretty nuts. I think this is worth hearing once at least for the line "if you're going to kill a cop, it might as well be a pregnant cop." What the fuck? This stream of consciousness, while being both ignorant and precious at the same time, is ultimately a failure. It is a pretty glorious failure though and I think that is what they are going for. When I got this in the mail the note inside said "Hey Demian, Wondering if you could review this. It's self released & it's just terrible. Thanks. -Black Cum" No problem guys. By the way, awesome name.